Tea wastage!

Just read through the comments on the post entitled caption 2. All I can say is marty wins - I laughed so much tea came out my nose.
I can now smell tea even when tea isnt present, and my keyboard is slightly moist.

Marty - you win a slice of Banoffe pie when I next make one, oh and you owe me a fresh tea!

Work aint so bad...

Yeah so .. Friday at work - I was essentially paid to cover the nipples of a former page 3 model that had visited with 'flirt' logos. I must point out that I didnt get to do it in person... just to the pictures before they where uploaded to our flirt pages at www.live2flirt.co.uk. Still can't complain - if only every day involved such niceties!

Umbrellas and Traffic Jams!

I sat in a traffic jam for 25 mins this morning and at the end of it there seemed to be no accident or blockage, no vast amount of traffic - nothing! I hate it when there is no reason - I expected at least an upturned custard truck or somthing!

I get to work finally and I'm given a huge logoed umbrella - I didn't ask for one ... and until they thrust it into my hands I knew nothing about it. Why we have them I don't know! Is there a flood of biblical proportions coming that only the senior management of UHSU know about? Are we all going golfing on some deranged team building exercise? Are we to use them upturned to receive our final instructions from the mothership? Or...Have we got so much spare cash at the mo that we need to buy all the staff a branded gift?

Caption 2

Ginger Rich wins the last one ... nice Sexy Beast reference, Masson would be proud!

So.. I need one for this pic ...


Winner - Marty:
' Tom: 'Dude. Listen to me. Doug just isn't gay. Not. Gay. You can't just go round feeling his arse all the time. OK, pumpkin?'

Caption Comp!

I need a caption for this picture...









Winner - Rich:
' I am going to have to turn this opportunity down.
No, you are going to have to turn this opportunity yes!'